"Can I bare my soul to you for a second man?"
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
"Don't worry, I got an idea. An idea so smart, my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."