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Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a quote to Entourage
about 1 year ago

"Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on Drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right? [shouts] Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fucked up."
-The Sherpa

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Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a quote to Curb Your Enthusiasm
about 1 year ago

"See this thing? It's a mezuzah. Got that? And I need you to put it over the door here. This is like a Jewish thing, you know, we put it over the door so every anti-Semite in the neighborhood will know that we live here in case they want to burn down the house."
-Larry

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Season 5: The Christ Nail
Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a quote to Curb Your Enthusiasm
about 1 year ago

"Do you think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii? They gotta ruin everything. They ruined the continental United States. Ruined it! We have a beautiful Pacific coast, Atlantic coast, that’s the continental United States. You don’t need more states. We’re not the British Empire. Are they trying to turn us into the British Empire? And what is Puerto Rico, anyway?"
-Larry

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Season 2: The Baptism
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about 1 year ago

"It's like a huge responsibility feeding fish. It's not fun. Think about it, you know, I'm outside, and I gotta go home to feed fish? I mean seriously, who gives a shit? . . . You know, they're not pets, really, but yet it's the same responsibility as a pet. But you get nothing back. You watch them? Is that supposed to be fascinating?"
-Larry

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Season 7: Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a quote to Curb Your Enthusiasm
about 1 year ago

"I finish things I start. Books, they can be five hundred pages—once I start them, even if i hate it, I'll finish it. I have friends who I can't stand, you know, for like twenty-five years. I'm still friends with them. Why? Because I stay to the end, until they're dead. I go down with the ship. That's what I do. I'm not even the captain; I'm going down with the ship. That's how I want you to think about me: I'm the guy who keeps the captain company."
-Larry

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Season 6: The Bat Mitzvah
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about 1 year ago

"Lesbians love me. They love me . . . Obviously, they talk amongst themselves and the word got out that I am a friend o'lesbians."
-Larry

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Season 5: The Bowtie
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about 1 year ago

"I want to apologize for the whole sponge thing. You know what happened that night, because of the survivor confrontation—it just brought up a lot of stuff about the Holocaust. It's kind of in my DNA, and I was very flummoxed by it. Very flummoxed."
-Larry

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Season 4: The Survivor
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about 1 year ago

"You can flaunt two-thirds of the day outside the office and then you have one-third non-flaunt. Why not take a break in the flaunt?"
-Larry

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Season 7: The Bare Midriff
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about 1 year ago

"You know, she went over the appropriate amount of time that I can have human contact without getting aroused. I only have five seconds. After that it's out of my control."
-Larry

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Season 6: The N Word
Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a quote to Curb Your Enthusiasm
about 1 year ago

"Nobody told me that I could be anonymous and tell people. I would have taken that option, okay? You can't have it half way. You're either anonymous or you're not. What is it? "Oh, yeah, there's Larry David, the guy who has to have his name up on the wall, as opposed to Mr. Anonymous but was really Ted." Anonymous...It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity. What do you think about that?"
-Larry

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Season 6: The Anonymous Donor
Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a quote to Curb Your Enthusiasm
about 1 year ago

"Really? See, I could see worshiping Jesus if he were a girl, like if God had a daughter. Jane, I'll worship a Jane. But to worship a guy—it's a little gay, isn't it?"
-Larry

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Season 5: The Christ Nail
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about 1 year ago
Funkhouser Gives Larry a Sweaty $50
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Season 6: The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
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Freak Book
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Season 6: The Freak Book
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Larry's Got a Tickle in His Anus
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Season 6: The Bat Mitzvah
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about 1 year ago
Handicapped Stall
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Season 5: The Bowtie
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about 1 year ago
Larry Acts Jewish
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Season 5: The Ski Lift
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Larry Orders Girls Gone Wild
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Season 4: Wandering Bear
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Larry Talks Gay
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Season 4: The 5 Wood
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about 1 year ago
Get in that Ass, Larry
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Season 6: The Lefty Call
Jack Lieblich Jack Lieblich added a clip to Family Guy
about 1 year ago
Cool Whip
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Season 5: Barely Legal